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Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.
by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012
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Pucci Church

Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.
"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass
Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021
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Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church
They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church
by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022
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Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“
by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022
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Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022
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