john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..

Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.

by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Hustle Castle

Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy and also is very horny. Only real chad's dare to download it.

Guy 1: Yo I just downloaded Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy!
Guy 2: Just be aware of all the girls that are coming at you for downloading such a chad game

by DJLOLLMAO February 22, 2021

Crawfish Castle

Dirt mounds made by crawfish. Resemble castle towers. Commonly referred to as crawfish holes.

The lawnmower blades are dull because of all the crawfish castles.

by PHXDD May 11, 2021

Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

castle pines

the yeast infected vagina of colorado, filled to the brim with rich white families who were all probably involved in fraternities

kyle: i live in castle pines
john: off yourself

by dougcoh8r July 25, 2022