Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock

Callum stead is bangable

by Callum Stead November 22, 2021

Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.

Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend

by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021

Callum

They always have massive heads.

Callum over there has a fucking massive head.

by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021

Callum

If you know a callum then you are a very lucky person. Callums tend to be very good at football, very caring and just great to be around.

Callum is the besto

by Callum finazzi January 13, 2020

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 14, 2020

Callum

An asshole

stop bein such a callum!

by yeetus _the _fetus_ 12345 February 3, 2020