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Callum

Just gay I am not going to go on a 5 paragraph explanation but he is just gay it simple and eats dick cheese this is all fact
Idk man seems kinda Callum
by Penrbrhr October 19, 2020
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Callum Phin

A guy who is funny, outgoing and loved by just about everyone. Girls want him badly and people want to be around him. He is the 'party'. He is also the hardest fighter in his area.
You see the tap biy o' that scheme, he wis pyoor Callum Phin material.
by Some Biy December 12, 2011
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Callum Sola

A Person who is dank and smokes a large amount of marijuana (weed)
Oh aha, im on a Callum Sola
by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011
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Callum haughey

Callum haughey is the primark queen from tiktok and he slays every day away and is an inspiration to so many people.
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
by Iamsharon January 30, 2023
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Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 8, 2023
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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Callum

yo have you seen callum
yea he’s absolutley rubbish at fortnite
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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