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Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop
by CapFish91 March 1, 2017
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anti-christmas

June 25th, the day opposite to Christmas in every way possible.
I was born on Anti-Christmas
by Gothic Shark August 17, 2016
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Christmas Week

A week of Christmas celebrations that may or may not align with the true Christmas day. It is used to spread joy and happiness to everyone in the world.
by Christmas week supporter November 3, 2010
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Christmas Cream

The semen released during male ejaculation whilst any male or female performs oral sex, exclusively during the Christmas holiday season.
(While Jane Doe performs a blowjob) "Jane, I'm gunna give you my Christmas Cream!"
by MoreAwesomeDinos December 17, 2008
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Jigaboo Christmas

1.)The day the new KFC opens in a prominently black neighborhood.
2.)The day yo baby daddy gets his first welfare check
1.)Oh my God its jigaboo christmas, we gonna go down to the corner and stock up on some wings and a 15 piece son!

2.)Yo its jigaboo christmas, i just got my check and I'm goin to the liquor store to cash it and buy myself 14 forties.
by MCGlide December 12, 2008
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White Christmas

....something that never happens in Mexico.
My friend Pedro smiled with glee, after he experienced his first White Christmas this year while visiting Uncle Enrique in Canada.
by classyguy273 December 30, 2010
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christmas-y

A wonderful and joyous feeling one experiences
during the holiday season
I took my niece to the mall to see santa
and was overwhelmed with a christmas-y feeling
by merrillvillain December 16, 2007
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