Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

by the real syd April 19, 2019

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boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004

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Corona Boner

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

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A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

by bobby_915 February 20, 2011

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Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

by Terryho April 5, 2013

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