Arthur

(noun) A person that leads one’s (McDonald’s worker in most cases) closest friends on. Not on purpose to grab one’s attention, thus being obsessed with the person, they’re just horny.

Chill bro Aislins right there..
That dude’s such an Arthur!

by My Whittier June 27, 2022

where’s @Arthur

When you have blue balls but can’t do anything about it.

Hey where’s @Arthur how are you enjoying your time at Coota?

by Esheg July 2, 2022

Arthur

The toeiest guy possible

God did you see Arthur today? So toey

by spvcedipper August 8, 2022

Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

The Arthur

The art of grabbing your client by the neck and shoving your service down their throat.

It's been two months and we have not heard anything. It's time for, The Arthur.

by Camo2art September 2, 2022

Arthuritis

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022