Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

daven allen king

A unusual child that says a bunch of funny things but has no friends.

Daven Allen King ran home.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Daven Allen King

He is an unusual kid that is a bot at games he is funny but has no friends.

Daven Allen King is running away.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

matthew allen seiter

Generally a nub

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub

by CafeMusicBGMC December 9, 2019

Allen

When you leave the room to fart in another room

I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.

by Bunny the kid December 27, 2019

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019