Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019

Allen

He is a cheating, lieing, loser with no life what so ever. Hits on several people while with you. He says he loves you but will move on in a hour. He is very rude and disrespectful towards women. He has no looks and is not sweet. He is an awful kisser. Hes gross and nasty. He shows no love in any way. If you find an Allen.... RUN.

never date an Allen. You'll regret it.

by Mahhahaha September 10, 2019

peyton allen

A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.

Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him

by Suck me May 14, 2018

Allen Boyce

Typically a male, who creates awful or sinful jokes. He normally also attends a private school. He may laugh strangely too.

Allen Boyce is a complete utter idiot.

by TheNinja123 May 21, 2018

Allen

A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.

"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"

-"Ohh that's Allen."

by beepbaapp April 8, 2018