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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.
by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021
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Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021
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The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures
Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert
by Riririririverdale November 23, 2021
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Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
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Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021
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Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023
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