I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023

<script>alert(1)</script>

ddd

<script>alert(1)</script>a

by xombi3 September 19, 2023

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by anonymous November 27, 2021

wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 3, 2021