cockbig-19

A moniker for covid-19 that teen boys think is hilarious

13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics

by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020

August 19

National Shrek is Superior and I am a simp for him day is August 19 (aka my birthday)

Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.

by GoatWithGoatee October 28, 2020

September 19

National blowjob day

Today is September 19th so you know what that means.....NATIONAL BLOWJOB DAY!!! All the boys are getting blowjobs on this day

by HH102030 April 2, 2021

october 19

national fuck a duck day

me:i’m gonna go to the pond
friend:why?
me:because it’s october 19th

by goddess792 October 19, 2019

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020

Nov. 19

Today is cry because you’re lonely day

Lmao it’s Nov. 19 go cry you lonely little bitch

by Scoomplie November 15, 2020

August 19

The popular volleyball anime “Haikyu!!” day. Haikyu can be written as 819 in Japanese and so the date is known as Haikyu day.

Person 1: My friend told me something’s happening on Friday, do you know what it is?
Person 2: On Friday? It’s August 19 on Friday right? It’s Haikyu day!

by ViridoCervo January 29, 2021