August 13th

National rape a Hudson day

"What are you doing on August 13th"
Im rapeing Hudson of course

by Sweaty e inbred July 26, 2025

February 13th

The day that people who won’t last get together. This is the day that partners who will not last up to a year get together on.

“Oh, today is February 13th.”

by XxJasperxX February 13, 2025

June 13th

National titty pic day to your bf

Send your bf a titty pic to celebrate June 13th

by Bangbangbangpop June 13, 2024

April 13th

Have a makeout sesh or Cuddle sesh with your boyfriend/girlfriend

We’re going to makeout on April 13th

by Zer0Instinct March 31, 2025

April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!

“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?

by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025

Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February

1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

January 13th

Everyone dresses like we did in 2015-2017 and plays music like all about that base and party in the USA

Hey did you hear about what’s happening on January 13th? No what is it? It’s throw back Friday we dress like we did in 2015-2017. That sounds rad dude

by Bubblegumfishgirl June 7, 2025