california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

meat snuggling

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.

Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016

school meat

Slang term originating in the United States in the 1950's describing something or someone of weak or poor quality.

Zachary Hootmans tre flips are anything but school meat.

by Jovi Pierson May 27, 2016

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018

Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

Meat Head

Usually, a very well developed person physically but not mentally. Is obsessed with chicks but secretly likes dudes too. Someone that uses his/her/Ze anger to intimidate you because that’s all they have other than when they break down in front of you like a little bitch. Also, a person that does not have character or an IQ of 85 or higher. Someone that you’ll eventually hate.

The meat head is an ignorant void.

by BBR’s January 26, 2018