Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

quack butter

A schizophrenic individual's semen, usually used in the context of sexual or oral intercourse.

Her: My boyfriend left all his quack butter on my face

Her: I love my boyfriend's quack butter

Him: My girlfriend squirted her quack butter all over me!

When the mother found her son and schizophrenic step daughter's quack butter all over her kitchen counter, she was angry.

by TheRealSkibidiOhioRizzler May 31, 2024

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021

Butter Shakes

Butter Shakes happen when you’ve eaten too much butter and you experience a tingling sensation in your arms and legs.

I was at the movie theatre and I ate an entire Large bag of popcorn, stood up and the fuckin butter shakes hit me so hard ughh.

by BoscoStix December 6, 2021

Coke-butter-magic

A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green

Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic

by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024

liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”

by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024