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Terrorist

A person who resists tyranny by performing any act that displeases a tyrant. (Etymology: This political-power-grab tactic was popularized by George W Bush, who declare a state-of-emergency and purportedly launched an anthrax attack against Congress, forcing them to fast-track their passing of the constitution-and-freedom-cancelling Patriot Act without having time to read it. This definition is currently used exclusively by tyrants and their media lapdogs.)
Justin Trudeau (AKA Fidelito): "Truck-driving terrorists started complaining about losing their freedom, due to my two-year reign-of-terror; so, I sent my goons out to beat them up, arrest them, and seize their trucks and bank accounts."
by DMF1953 February 24, 2022
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we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.
"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson
by Eushshtb June 5, 2021
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Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy”

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.
Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.
by Nillus May 21, 2021
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H-Terrorist

A person that uses the means of a regular "terrorist," but is extremely bad on average. Known for the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia. An extremely bad terrorist, so bad that new words had to be invented to describe them. - To add, the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia is one of the back drivers to the coinage of the new word. - The Letter choice of H is a placeholder without any backstory, and interchangable, like A-Terrorist and B-Terrorist.
Those H-Terrorists we witnessed were much worse than just normal criminals.
by Mike A. Albertson October 6, 2024
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Elo Terrorist

Elo Terrorist is a term used to describe a player in ranked that intentionally throws one way or another to get their team to lose. This can be through AFK'ing, playing intentionally bad, etc. The term isn't specific to any game but sees most of its use in overwatch 2 and league of legends. What sets this term apart from other terms such as thrower is the consistency, while someone might throw a game when they tilt or get mad at a teammate from time to time, it is usually isolated or from time to time. Elo Terrorists usually stick to one of two methods of elo terrorism, either throwing most of, if not all their games, or exclusively griefing a specific player or players to stream snipe, target a player they don't like from previous game, etc.

These players are either very dedicated trolls or sadistic monsters who thrive off of pulling teammates down with them.
Pigboy: Going 0-12 only in super's games

supertf: Guys I think Pigboy is an elo terrorist.
by ISnipesupersGamesalso9/11 November 5, 2024
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You label them terrorists first

Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....
Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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