Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.
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Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
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My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
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Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
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"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
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