morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

mud grap

A mud grap is a derogatory term for a minority group often called N****r. Many rednecks run over black people with nitto mud grapplers, hence how the term mud grap was coined

That mud grap robbed the liquor store again

That mud grap will never get out of jail

That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again

by RainmansHelmet December 30, 2022

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020

Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers

No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?

by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020

Mud Eater

(Derogatory) A person from Brazil

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.

by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022