Sam Locke

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.

OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021

city on lock

To control and run the city

“I got the city on lock this summer”

by Chmmg April 21, 2022

lock fist

the locking of your fist when you are denied a spud / fist bump

louie told asher to spud it but gave him lock fist

by lockfister2000 April 27, 2022

Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.

Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.

by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022

Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 12, 2020

toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

Grace Lock

Simps for TYLER MURPHY

OH LOOK ITS GRACE LOCK SHE SIMPS FOR TYLER MURPHY

by why,not,just,use,eggs March 22, 2021