Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo

Why are you such a Jon Kharl

by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023

HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.

omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021