Literally the most two faced person, figuratively n physically. She wears makeup that makes her skin tone shades lighter n making her look like a whole different person. She will be ur bestie “trying to get u together with ur crush”, but really ends up humiliating you for the rest of a field trip n ends up dating ur former crush, when u still had feelings for them. Then, in the class u have with her, she wants to talk to u, even mention HER BOYFRIEND, acting like all that never happened. Then when she sees u in the hallway when she’s w her bf will roll her eyes at u when she think u n ur real bestie don’t see, but y’all do.
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He gets girls but doesn't date without true feelings.
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Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
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Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
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Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
Denise has silky, brown hair and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. WIth her you'll always be in good company.
Denise always needs a coffee and loves a good cocktail.
Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.
She'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
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