Brain Fest

The act of giving out Lifesaver mints (Aka Brain Enhancers) and slices (Sticks of gum) on a Friday afternoon during a school day. If you have not had a Brain Fest, we really recommend trying it one day.

Usually done during a lunch, extension, or free period and is popular among Middle Schoolers - High Schoolers.

When having a Brain Fest, people sign a paper to get access to the Brain Fest. A Brain Fest is usually a treat for students and is loved globally.

Yo Kyle, are you going to go to Jason's Brain Fest this Friday?"

by ErockTheParty September 4, 2018

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.

For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."

by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017

finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017

Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy June 19, 2016

Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

by rqd January 12, 2012