Bollocks

Term used for sorrow.

“My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.

by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022

Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022

Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.

Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!

by Keeno69 April 11, 2022

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack

Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird

by PContheGC October 27, 2021

have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand

Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!

by Dangdang July 23, 2021

Bollocks

Bollocks

WOAH YOU HAVE REALLY BIG BOLLOCKS TRACY

Yes

by Joe sug_my nipple July 27, 2021