straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand

Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!

by Dangdang July 23, 2021

Bollocks

Bollocks

WOAH YOU HAVE REALLY BIG BOLLOCKS TRACY

Yes

by Joe sug_my nipple July 27, 2021

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Bollocks

Bollocks is a word the irish use for fuck

Me: Oh im bollocksed

American:what do you mean

Me:oh sorry i ment im fucked

by Anonamyms gurl August 19, 2021

Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant

Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time

by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021

Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)

Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold

by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024