Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Bishop Braddock

The hottest gym coach you will ever meet. He might have a beard and there’s one girl that is head over hills in love with him.

Ex: That girl right there is in love with Bishop Braddock

by Peanut27 February 20, 2021

Bishop

The best, most perfect, most smartest person alive. He also has a 9 inch cock.

He is a very Bishop person.

by Yes it’s 9 inches March 5, 2021

Bishop Shanahan

a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.

"What school do you go too?"
"Bishop Shanahan."
"I'm so sorry."

by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021

ellie bishop

someone who put everyone and everything else before their selves, someone who cares deeply for the people they love and find so much joy in the small things, and someone who looks hot asf in any outfit

did you see that girl who interrogated me in Ncis today? She so hot !

That’s Ellie bishop !

by Ellie bishops twin (astrumeqc) May 7, 2021

Bishopable

'Bishop' is a jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo.

'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.

I am tired and wet= bishop
I am tired and soggy= bishopable

by Graham Gold December 13, 2012

bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so you play for shanahan? what sport?

p. 2-i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan.

p. 1. hell no get tf away from me

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023