barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.

"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"

by rubyrose1245 October 2, 2020

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

bark

A handful of gentlemenly dressed queer people

"Yoo look at them! They look so dope who are they???"
"That's an obvious bark"

by ieieiieeiieieiieiwiieieiieieie July 18, 2022

Barking

Justin Scott

that man stays barking

by larry rone July 26, 2022

Barking

When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.

Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking

by Liutenant Bitches June 9, 2022