Paranormal IT activity

Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.

Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.

by Friedcc December 19, 2012

extravulvicular activity

Cheating on your girlfriend.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't shag what's-her-tits last night, did you? If your girlfriend finds out, you're dead meat.

Guy2: What can I say? We were just having a few drinks, one thing led to another, and...yes, I guess I did engage in extravulvicular activity I'm probably going to regret.

Guy1: Was it worth it?

Guy2: Oh, hell yeah.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II October 17, 2013

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

active

single, not in a relationship, used in ireland.

1: “well”
2: “well”
1: “ u active?”
2: “ye”

by dictionaxs June 30, 2023

Left nut activity

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.

Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!

by Glizzygang420 January 21, 2023

Chambersburg Activities

Down in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania there isn’t much to do, besides the nightly car meets at 2 am in the Walmart parkinglot, roller skating and smoking meth, but accidentally getting fentanyl instead.

Chambersburg Activities include, Roller skating and smoking fake meth.

by Cburgstoner February 16, 2023