Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan

person 1: faggot
Ryan: ok

by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022

Ryan

A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)

Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour

by I giv zuk March 22, 2022

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022

Ryan

a lying bitch who makes everything about themself. typically causes drama and can be seen in his/hers mothers basement. basically, a vampire. some traits of a Ryan is tall, quiet, “depressed”, and has no social life.

“Man that guy ruined my self confidence and positivity…. what a Ryan!”

by ambamam April 15, 2022

Ryan

A underaged kid on discord taking free models from internet and acting as a dev

Hey look he's a ryan!

by AMonguslover646464 December 2, 2020

Ryan

Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word

Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"

by saketh December 26, 2020