Heavy Backpack

Used by a Eugene, typically the day after they snap. The backpack is heavy due to the AK.

Oh no, Eugene has a Heavy Backpack.

by Meememeem January 22, 2019

Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

Heavy whoring

Not to be confused with lite and medium whoring. The best example for heavy whoring would be a heavily sheltered pastors daughter going off to collage and fucking every thing that shows interest with a dick.

I did a little heavy whoring today on campus. The entire hockey team ran a train on me.

by Dirty mike and the boys. January 22, 2023

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

by Inspector February 13, 2023

Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023

Heavy hitter

A mod vape/pod designed for stronger hits than your average cart/pen.
May sometimes be used to refer to edibles that are designed to be absorbed quicker like syrup.

He's got a heavy hitter and I'd have one too if I wasn't damn broke

by dextromethorphan January 5, 2022

Heavy blow

When you blow into the tip of the penis and the balls Unwrinkle like a small balloon

I just got a heavy blow from a prostitute

by Kentucky551 April 5, 2022