Luke

Luke is a wonderful friend. He is funny, caring, and a great person to know. He is scared to get a girlfriend but is very enjoyable and excitingly be around. Luke acts very stupid at most times but he is actually pretty smart.

Girl: OMG Luke is funny

Other girl: i wish he was mine

by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019

Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.

Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke

by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018

Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018

Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish

Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.

by IIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIlIllllllI January 8, 2020

Luke

a person who strictly eats ass

Wow, I wonder where luke is? Probably eating ass.

by myfathispanicass April 2, 2020

Luke

Likes Knees, will steel them if possible. Also fond of elbows.

Watch out! Lukes coming for them knees!

by Tamzarian April 20, 2020

Luke

A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.

He's such a Luke/

by THATbitch6669996900000000 March 9, 2020