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fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term
Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon
by Bboy519 August 3, 2010
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Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
by paulkk August 21, 2010
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falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011
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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
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Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder
by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010
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sail fail

A manuever pulled when a person easily fails something without very much effort or thought put into it.
That honors class was so hard that I just sail failed right though it.
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turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
by Tom M. October 16, 2007
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