Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

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Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

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turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.

Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.

by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023

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Phdiving on the edge

"Phdiving on the edge" refers Phd candidates are living on the edge and are diving into the occean of intimidating knowledge, living a dangerous and/or unusual everyday life. They are usually exposed to phisical, psycological, economical, lawful or other kinds of dangers in their academic life.

How are you?
I am Phdiving on the edge.
I am, too. Let's survive together!

by Cinocheese November 2, 2018

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edges burnt

when something is too shocking "wig snatched" "edges burnt"

Person A: "Did you see Jaynesha? I told her, her tan is faker than her personality"
Person B: OMG edges burnt, wig snatched!

by urbanIG May 16, 2018

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Edging Nosejob

When you go down on a woman, specifically one of some ethnic background whom has coarse hair and has not shaved in about a week. While licking and postponing the orgasm so much she starts to forcefully face fuck you so hard that the bristly coarse hair rubs on the bridge of your nose so much that it removes the top layers of skin.

Heather was so badly wanting to cum that she forced my face into her sandpaper vagina and gave me an edging Nosejob.

by The Big Heathen October 24, 2022

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