puppet treatment

when you shove your fist up someones ass and do the moving of the mouth thing

bro this work is worse than getting the puppet treatment

by i<3milfs69420 February 10, 2022

Oblivion treatment

Applying of filters on social media pictures to the point that the face resembles an oblivion NPC

Guy 1: look at this thot's new instagram picture.
Guy 2: yikes, looks like she got the oblivion treatment.

by nekoi_si_tam November 9, 2020

The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.

"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"

by Cam64viper November 28, 2020

Fk Treatment

When someone doesn't reply to your messages/ignores you.

-Definition made yasmine (@cyladasia on instagram) i just made it an urban dictionary definition

Person 1: "girl I messaged him like last week and he still ain't reply."
Person 2: "That's the fk treatment."

by Property_y December 19, 2020

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021