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the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off
I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.
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Bonus Stage

A shitty show about 2 roommates named Phil and Joel with their neighbor elly
Phil and Joel had sex with each other in the latest episode of Bonus Stage and Elly was just contemplating life after hearing them smash
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Alpha Stage

Figuring it out as you go! It's that early phase where things are new, messy, and constantly changing. Like learning a new skill, building something with Lego, or planning a big trip, you're experimenting, making adjustments, and seeing what sticks.

Examples:
"My new cooking project is definitely in the alpha stage right now. It's a bit of a disaster, but I'm learning a lot!"

"We're launching a new marketing campaign next month, but it's still in the alpha stage. We're testing different elements and tweaking things as we go."

"My morning routine is in the alpha stage. I'm trying out different apps and habits to see what works best for me."
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Ex talking stage

An ex talking stage is someone you used to talk to romantically but not in a relationship
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
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stage sweating

When a person joins the stage in a room on Clubhouse but does not say or contribute anything
Billy joined the room but he was just stage sweating
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Oliver Stages

An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.
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