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Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 8, 2023
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Simple

Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to do so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.
Wow Simple, you're really not simple.
by PewDiiiiPie November 25, 2021
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bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.
by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022
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five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

•shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.
I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"
by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022
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Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.
Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"
by Chaarons May 17, 2022
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Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
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