Robbie

Robbie is an especially large man, who struggles to do the daily task due to his obesity and the struggle to fit through a door. Robbie is also ginger, which is a huge loss in it's self. He is a fucking disgrace to society and honestly should be blasted off the face of the earth. If you see a Robbie walking down the street, chances are you will have to cross the road to avoid being belly bounced to another counrty.

Person one: "Holy shit it's Robbie"
Person two: "Oh, I though we were having an earthquake.."

by Fatphobic101 May 7, 2024

Robbie reoch

Where is he, have u seen him, where could he be, been months

Robbie reoch MIA

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

robbie mehring

A sexy man with two different coloured eyes. Clarissa Wong loves him. He’s so fine, when you meet him you’ll want his babies. No one can resist his luscious locks and his juicy butt.

Robbie mehring is the sexiest man in the world.

by Bunny boo bear November 27, 2021

robbie

Robbie is the most beautiful boy you’ve ever seen, he’s the light of your life and never fails to make your heart flutter. He makes you want to spend your life just looking into those beautiful blue pools he has for eyes, just admiring everything about him (especially that cute little nose of his). Not only is he very beautiful, but he’s so god damn smart. This man is the whole damn package and more as if he couldn’t get any better! There is no one that could ever compare to Robbie, he makes you the happiest you’ve ever been and you absolutely cannot wait to start a life with this beautiful man. He’s such a nerd but you love that about him, you wouldn’t want him any other way. He is the most perfect human you’ve ever met, and you wish he could see himself the way you see him. He deserves the world and more.

Who’s got you smiling at your phone all the time?

Robbie. :)

by losersoup_ November 29, 2021

painter robbie

Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious

Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!

by SumJ17 November 30, 2021

The Robbie Potion

The most terrifying thing know to man. DO NOT DRINK IT AT 3AM!!!!! You have been warned.

Guy 1: I drank the Robbie potion last night
Guy 2: Dude you're going to die

by TheOtakuGod February 14, 2024

Robbie tweedie

A “Robbie Tweedie” is an infamous sex position among Armenian hookers. The position starts with a wank, after this you hump your pillow (whilst the hooker watches and cheers you on) the hooker them covers you in beans. Belvita biscuits are then thrown on you with the hooker insulting you. Now the finale, the hooker brings in a tractor tire and Paige raeburn, you have a threesome in the wheel whilst being covered in pints of pigs blood.

Mate, that Robbie tweedie last night was out of this world - Cracka Dave

by Haveroflittletonosex February 21, 2024