Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.

Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.

Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.

by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016

Prison Macaroni

The act of an Italian man fucking you in the ass while in prison.

In jail, my main form of lunch was Prison Macaroni named Luigi.

by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019

Prison Bank

A Prison term for your asshole

Hey buddy, is your prison bank ready for my deposit?

by PancakeBF2142 June 14, 2019

Prison man

Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.

This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.

Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.

by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018

prison man

A man who is also half prison, and a common hero who is also famous for eating cars.

Thank goodness, prison man is here to cuff this criminal.

by the second nigerian June 8, 2018

Prison pillow

When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.

Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”

by Cristy Snow Job December 25, 2017