Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.

Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.

by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019

Nonce

A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.

La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town

by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019

nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

Nonce

Beautiful inside and out

That man is such a nonce

by Massivechode September 15, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe the cools and most rad person in a Snapchat group chat. (People don’t call him “PHD choppa” for nothing)

Yo that kid who every one calls PS4 choppa is such a cool nonce

by GenoSmith123 September 26, 2019

Nonce

gay

A nonce:Chance, darktoes and Joi and mb fluffy

by YourNan'sBoyfriend October 4, 2019