Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain

Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…

by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023

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Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

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When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

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girl Mitch

Mitch is a very extroverted girl. She is also boy-crazy. She is honest about her feelings and loves you no matter what. If you get her as a girlfriend, You’d be very lucky. She will get a little offended easily but won’t stay mad at you forever. She is very pretty and has all the boys chasing her. She is not very straight up but will be honest if you’re close with her. She likes taking chances.

“Bro me and Mitch are dating!”

“ No way man!”
“ Yea way! She is soooo hot and pretty.”

“ Man, You got real lucky!”

girl Mitches are much better than boy Mitches.

by oh period. April 28, 2022

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