January 15

The perfect day, half of a month after new year, just after holidays. The smartest and most sarcastic people are born this day. They’re not bitches or dicks, they’re hilarious. They’re revolutionary people who need attention. Martin Luther king, Pitbull, Cameron Dove, Ariella Ferrara and Ben Shapiro are born january 15 and Wikipedia went online for free this day too.

For January 15, Florida men threatened his neighbors to kill them with kindness.

It’s also avocado day.

Omg Maria is born January 15th, she’s going to change the world. What a goddess! Let’s go eat guacamole for her birthday!

by crustyheehee November 15, 2019

January third

National Mac n cheese day.

Run around and give your friend some Mac n cheese.

Even if their lactose intolerant, they gon eat the cheese.

Guy1: yo wassup bro’s hold your hands out
Guys 2 and 3: *holds out hands*
Guy1: *plops Mac n cheese in their hands* enjoy bro’s
Guys 2 and 3: aww thanks man
Guy 1: don’t sweat it, it’s January third, national Mac n cheese day.

by IPMDIABOC November 20, 2019

No Pee January

the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!

a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january

by ugayugayugay December 10, 2019

January 17

National steal your siblings “saved” food day

January 17th

by Lax bitch January 16, 2020

January 20th

National fake sick day

Jack: Ughh I don’t wanna go to school

Megan: You didn’t here what January 20th is?
Jack: No what is it
Megan: It’s national fake sick day. Everyone’s doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

January 24

Give a nuggie to your short friend day!

Andrew- Hey Steve!
Steve- Hi Andrew
Andrew- What’s today’s date?
Steve-January 24–ahhhhh owwww

by Mr Daddy to you January 24, 2020

January 25

National give your tallest female friend a hoodie day!

Person #1: “Hey, here’s my hoodie.”
Person #2: “But why?”
Person #1: “It’s January 25!”

by Ugly_memes February 22, 2020