bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

jan 17th

national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.

januarians dont get enough recognition!

do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure

by zams09 January 16, 2023

Jan 31st

Give your crush a kiss day

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0

by krika :) January 29, 2023

Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals

Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

jan ferd

Slightly handsome but not as handsome as sean kannery rivera.

More practice and skincare, jan ferd ruiz.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

A Jan

JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.

Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.

by SomtingWongwitmee January 6, 2024