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Funny swag

A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department
by slava horizon April 1, 2021
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poopis=funni

poopis=funni is told tom tell you that it actually tells you when it tells you to poopman69
by rmccam20 April 19, 2021
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Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM
“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”
by citronic April 30, 2021
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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
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You’re funny

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.
Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.
by Aphrodose August 5, 2022
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Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
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ORANGES ARE FUNNY

Are oranges orange because oranges are orange, or is orange orange because oranges are orange?
ORANGES ARE FUNNY
a very orange saturated sentence.
give it to your friend to make them wonder what life is.
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