A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004
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Get the Don't shit your dress! mug.Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!
I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!
Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!
Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...
Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!
Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...
by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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by LoonyBob September 10, 2010
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Get the Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley mug.An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.
"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"
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