Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

by Chris123 December 28, 2005

chode

It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.

Look at her blow away at that chode.

by johnstamos69 April 28, 2005

Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

chode

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

by NEBY October 27, 2007

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chode

A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.

Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.

by Simon Smith May 8, 2003

chode

The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.

"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode!

by Francessca May 25, 2006