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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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Bling Tone

A ring tone, typically used on a cell phone, that plays music, especially in the hip-hop, R&B, or rap genres.
Jeana was so embarrassed when she forgot to put her phone on vibrate and it started putting out a Snoop bling tone during her presentation.
by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011
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Blinge

When a ginger PAL wants to turn blonde, after mixing the dye with their haircolour, the result is blinge.
Alriiiiight pal, you're so blinge!
by b3nni3boi November 6, 2011
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Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019
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Bling Bling Or Swag Swag

So it basically means

John: Yo do you like my outfit
You: You have no bling bling or swag swag
Just a nice way of saying "I hate your outfit"
You have no bling bling or swag swag
by jaayyyden January 22, 2023
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