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bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 6, 2021
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Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.
Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!
by Keeno69 April 11, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.
Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.
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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)
Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold
by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024
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