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Get the Baseball mug.josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.
by Hunter416 June 21, 2019
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Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
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by Mikeshit September 9, 2019
Get the Baseball mug."Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018
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