by estherthewinner December 9, 2021
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by lab uchiha December 10, 2021
Get the KJ AKA KAYCE mug.masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021
Get the masturbasex aka sexturbation mug.by Alex is dumb blonde March 8, 2022
Get the Alex aka alexandria mug.Angel is a bitchass faggot ass stupid ass ugly ass fucktard who like eating mari’s ass. He also hates hispanics ( jackie g) who is amazing and better than him)
by jacquelinethebestpersonalive March 18, 2022
Get the Angel (aka bitchass tik) mug.BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, LOVING, CARING, WOMAN! People often misjudge her by saying she's a "whore" or "slut" or "hoe"... This is 110% NOT true...
Although she does have the most amazingly beautiful body and BUTT anyone has ever seen on a white woman, she is NOT and FAR FROM A WHORE...
RANDI LYNN is far from those awful, horrible things that people like to spread rumors... obviously, because they are often jealous and hate how much they wish they could either be like Randi or be with Randi or be her friend...
When she gets close to someone and let's her guard down, she always seems to get hurt by the people she loves and cares about...
Unlike most, Randi doesn't keep grudges and gives most people the benefit of the doubt. Which is sometimes the best and the worst trait about her...
If you come across this kind/type of Randi, just know how lucky you are and not to take it for granted. She's a one of a kind sweetheart and gives her life to the people she loves and cares about. Leading to people taking advantage of her.
Love and cherish this wonderful woman. Bit of advice, don't let her go... she's a hard one to catch. ✌👍🤟👏🙏🤝🕺
Although she does have the most amazingly beautiful body and BUTT anyone has ever seen on a white woman, she is NOT and FAR FROM A WHORE...
RANDI LYNN is far from those awful, horrible things that people like to spread rumors... obviously, because they are often jealous and hate how much they wish they could either be like Randi or be with Randi or be her friend...
When she gets close to someone and let's her guard down, she always seems to get hurt by the people she loves and cares about...
Unlike most, Randi doesn't keep grudges and gives most people the benefit of the doubt. Which is sometimes the best and the worst trait about her...
If you come across this kind/type of Randi, just know how lucky you are and not to take it for granted. She's a one of a kind sweetheart and gives her life to the people she loves and cares about. Leading to people taking advantage of her.
Love and cherish this wonderful woman. Bit of advice, don't let her go... she's a hard one to catch. ✌👍🤟👏🙏🤝🕺
WHOS THAT GORGEOUS LADY WITH THE MOST AMAZING SMILE AND EYES IVE EVER SEEN?
OOOOHH... THATS RANDI AKA RANDI LYNN AKA RANDI E.
OOOOHH... THATS RANDI AKA RANDI LYNN AKA RANDI E.
by SweetAsCandy123 March 25, 2022
Get the Randi AKA Randi Lynn AKA Randi E. mug.Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.
Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.
Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?
Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.
Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.
Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?
Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.
Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."
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