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Alyssa

Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
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Good at sex , hot , funny , athletic, good friend , big heart , brown eyes , brown hair . Likes her guys dark .
Damn u see Alyssa , she’s fine as fuck
by Jaylis May 28, 2019
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alyssa

a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.
do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa
by peeps730 June 12, 2019
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Alyssa is a amazing girl who shows love to all her friends. She often guilt trips her friends and family. She doesn’t often know how her actions affect others. She is quick to cry scream and throw a tantrum. Some times Alyssa can spread rumours and not think of any punishment. Alyssa is extremely girly shy and funny even after her bad behaviour you just wanna be her friend. Alyssa also can be manipulative and turn your “Freinds” against you with easy and try to cry her way out of all situations.
Praise:wow have you seen Alyssa she’s so kind we went and baked cookies together yesterday it was great!
Grace: yea but she wasn’t like that when I was her friend she just used me and spread rumours about me
praise: don’t be silly it’s alyssa she doesn’t do that
Grace: *sigh* of corse not
by Grendel June 7, 2018
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That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020
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the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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