This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.
Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021
Get the March 13th mug.On your main story put if your taken, single or crushing. If your taken or crushing, you have to @ them so people won't think your capping!
Steve: It's March 13th, I have to post that I'm taken on my story.
*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.
*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.
by this.is.real.so.do.it.rn March 12, 2021
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Get the March 13th mug.HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.
TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.
COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.
TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.
COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.
by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021
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Get the 13th times the charm mug.June 13th is National kiss your s/o day. Yep, whether they're nonbinary, male, female, trans or any of the following you gotta kiss them. It's just the rules.
Girl 1: Hey what day is it?
Girl 2: It's June 13th
Girl 1: Oh, its national kiss your s/o day!
Girl 2: AIGHT LEMME GO KISS MY GIRLFRIEND-
Girl 2: It's June 13th
Girl 1: Oh, its national kiss your s/o day!
Girl 2: AIGHT LEMME GO KISS MY GIRLFRIEND-
by Potat123 May 22, 2021
Get the June 13th mug.Coerced labor is right! I'm also being surveilled and harassed! I'm going to have to murder one of your kids or something because if I'm not going to get rights then I'm sure as hell not going to let your kids get them!
Hym "My 13th amendment right not to have my labor coerced labor. You're stealing my intellectual property to try and make work more than I have to uunder the auspices of some sort of obligation to society and I'm not going to do it. And manipulation? Yeah, if weaponized schizophrenia and laundering off my digital identity (that is literally and exaggeration of my actual identity under a pseudonym that is a riddle to which is the solution to my name) isn't manipulation and hiding my identification that I don't know what it is. But clearly the only solution is CHILD MURDERED. Child Murder is with good and will solve my problem immediately! Unless... Do anyone else have any other ideas that don't involve either letting them steal it, asking, working, or doing anything other than this? Because I refuse to do any of those! No? So child murder it is, I guess. If I think of something else that will result in me getting the credit and the money without having to listen to YouTube shit-heads and perform their delusional worldviews I'll let you know. But unless someone else comes up with another idea as to how I'm going to get the credit and the money and then come here to where I am to give me that credit and money I guess I'll just have to do a child murder.... Yep."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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